Saturday, August 16, 2008

WANTED!

The following is posted at the front of the Goblin Squash Stables (location 38 on the Sandpoint map)

Wanted - dead! (proof of death is required for full reward.)

Big Gugmut, an unusually muscular and tall goblin from Mosswood who, it is said, had a hobgoblin for a mother and a wild boar for a father. 200gp reward

Koruvus , champion of the Seven Tooth tribe, who is well known for his magic longsword. 100 gp reqard

Vorka, a notorious goblin cannibal who lives in the Brinestump marsh, a member of the Licktoad tribe. 100 gp reward

Ripnugget, the leader of the Thistletop goblins 200 gp reward

Bruthazmus, the infamous bugbear assassin who lives in northern Nettlewood. 500 gp reward

Also proof of death of members of any of the five tribes of goblins (Thistletop, Mosswood, Seven Tooth, Birdcruncher, Licktoad) will earn a reward of 5 gp per goblin.

Information on surviving members of the Bonegrinder Tribe will earn 20 gp.

Remember the following when hunting goblins:
1. Goblins hate horses
2: Goblins hate dogs
3: Goblins raid junkyards
4: Goblins love to sing
5: Goblins are sneaky
6: Goblins are a little crazy
7: Goblins are voracious
8: Goblins like fire
9: Goblins get stuck easily
10: Goblins believe writing steals your soul

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